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lashmar
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lol! I'd assume anyone in a bar is legal age. I'd calmly explain to the guy that it's my bad, I thought she was of age, and now that I know she's only 15 I've been turned off and you can take her home.  |
He didn’t look like the sort of guy you wanted to have a conversation with. Quite frankly it was amazing how some bloke, who look like years of inbreeding has taken place in his family, produced her.
And it weren’t that funny; I had broken two ribs the week before, and running about a mile in the dark up and down hill wasn’t good for them. |
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Laura Vandervoort, the sexy Dutch sounding one (as I call her) to use a phrase from the two hairy bikers (northen lads who cook and ride round the world doing it for the BBC) “she could make anything rise”
Erica Durance, in a strange way kind of sexy.
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Summer Glau
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Bottom right is something else.
That’s as close as any of us will get to her. At least with Jenkins you have a chance, well you’s lot don’t, but I do.  
I can have a dream can’t I. (Jenkins, Alba and Ola together) [img]http://forum.football365.com/images/smiley_icons/3.gif [/img]I am doing that now. 
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best birthday cake EVER. 
I like where he’s looking. |
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Where would you be looking?
I know for sure that's exactly where I'd be looking.
Then I'd be drinkin as much as possible as quickly as possible so I could use the "I was drunk" card when I accidentally groped her. |
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| Yeah that surely looks Delicious to me! |
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I agree, delicious looking indeed.
oh, the cake? The cake looks alright. |
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| Well I was talking about the nice cake |
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Where would you be looking?
I know for sure that's exactly where I'd be looking.
Then I'd be drinkin as much as possible as quickly as possible so I could use the "I was drunk" card when I accidentally groped her. |
No, bollocks, just go for it.
I’m not into the “big, fake, plastic tits thing” but I don’t mind Pam |
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| Hahaha. "She was topless you honour, she was asking for it" |
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| Hahaha. "She was topless you honour, she was asking for it" |
“She gave me a cake as well your honour”
“I’m the victim, she groped me.”
“Yes your honour, it was a happy birthday” |
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