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Revan
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 Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:54 am Post subject: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE |
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Screw YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. |
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Basically women can't communicate.
My word or phrase for women is:
"Your sister doesn't complain this much!"
If no sister substitute with friend, if mom is HOT go there. |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
Their sniffer is 3x more sensitive than a man's on specific scents. |
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lashmar
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| Jaack wrote: |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
Their sniffer is 3x more sensitive than a man's on specific scents. |
Unfortunately that scent is other women. |
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| Jaack wrote: |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
Their sniffer is 3x more sensitive than a man's on specific scents. |
Unfortunately that scent is other women. |
You have some familiarity with this? |
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| You have some familiarity with this? |
No thankfully, but a friend did.All I can say is, it was the most painful drive ever and it was only a few miles.
I don’t think he got any for a few weeks though.  |
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| You have some familiarity with this? |
No thankfully, but a friend did.All I can say is, it was the most painful drive ever and it was only a few miles.
I don’t think he got any for a few weeks though. |
And he could have ended all the problem if he told her, that her sister's can't smell as well as she. |
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| And he could have ended all the problem if he told her, that her sister's can't smell as well as she. |
No you really don’t want to see the sister. Trust me.
It like beauty and the back of the bus. |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
Or how many drinks you had at the Local Pub !  |
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| And they have an amazing sense of smell; they know if you had a woman sitting next to you on the bus or train. |
Or how many drinks you had at the Local Pub ! |
And they always have a suspicion if you buy them flowers. Especially roses, they think two things when you buy them roses, one you’ve slept with another girl (witch you probably did considering you haven’t had sex in week because you had a blond sit next-to you on the bus) or two you’re going to propose to them later in the night.
Women must be like dogs; they piss on you so every other girl in the world know you’re owned by her. |
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| Women must be like dogs; they piss on you so every other girl in the world know you’re owned by her. |
Yeap. |
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| God help us all if they dominate the FBI and all Law Enforcement agencies |
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| God help us all if they dominate the FBI and all Law Enforcement agencies |
Yeah piss all over you, and have a gun??? |
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